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"The World is my Vagina." M. Millions

"I want to taste good to God when she eats me." M. Millions

"My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks"
she said with a castigating glance,
like an officer of her own law
drenched in her own power. " M.Millions

WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!

yes... a proud Lesbian...
who just happens to love a man with a cunt. {he's preapproved this phrase}
I'm madly in love with my partner.... www.myspace.com/dirtysouthbay

About Me:
Malaika Millions
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED,
Perpetually Banned to the Catty Comments Corner
I have ONE RULE: "THE FLOW WILL LET YOU KNOW"


Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie, Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges
and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.

I'd love to meet People who will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality


WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?

I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do improv comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor {gimme Booze and I'll act drunk for you.}

I'm Co-creator and Executive Producer of the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act.. {aka Mamarionettes} called the "Big Bam Boobies"....
literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage and Hilarious Storyline.

Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I'm a professional Party Favour.....

I produce/curate Cabarets and Events such as:
"Malaika Millions and her Breast Friends", "Drag Kings Vs Burlesque Dancer: MUD WRESTLING", etc...

I do temporary talent management for Events.
Hiring, Curating, Hosting and Organizing Performers for Parties.

I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording. This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.

I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.

I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly.

I am a Concept Artist!
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}

I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Poet.


Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio and more info @ www. myspace.com/malaikamillions

A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets, Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be compared.
Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises. A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque, this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding, Chihuahua toting, Cute, but Vitriolic Vixen.
Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting long after the show.
Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.

re: Dialogue
I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people I've met in Life
or on Forums like this. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apoligizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intelectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intelectual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!

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